Love conquers all…usually through a protracted series of crippling assaults after which both sides envy the dead.
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Everything happens for a reason. No one knows why it stops happening…
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Good things come to those who wait but those things have probably passed their expiration date.
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Work smarter, not harder. Then, even if you get fired for not looking busy enough, you still have the satisfaction of knowing you’re smarter.
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All men are created equal. At birth, everyone has the same chance to succeed. This message brought to you by People Who’ve Inherited All of Their Wealth. We’re a brand, now!
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Tomorrow is another day…A fresh clean new day that you can pepper with false memories.
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Money can’t buy happiness… but, it can buy you the phone number of someone who tell you where you can rent it.
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If the rich could hire someone else to die for them, the poor would make a wonderful living. The retirement package would suck, though…
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Age is just a number. Three is also just a number; but, three doesn’t get fat and bald and end up standing in the kitchen with a pair of underwear in each hand and NOT REMEMBERING WHY.
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I find it amazing that the adage There’s More Than One Way to Skin a Cat predates the electric belt-sander.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
I’m going to ignore that last one.
And you forgot the ending to the line “all men are created equal”. It should finish “ and all women are superior”.
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We let you THINK you are superior…
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And we let you think that…
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Oh, that last one C. You are making me laugh 😂
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I thought the cat thing might upset you, Deb…
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Nope, my drawing might upset you though
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“This message brought to you by People Who’ve Inherited All of Their Wealth.”
Yeah, imagine going through life wondering why everyone is complaining about about paying rent, low wages, housing being too expensive…just not comprehending…
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Trump could hire lots of poor people to die for him, but they’d only make a wonderful living if they keep believing Trump is wonderful and they don’t mind being paid in counterfeit promises.
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You need to know nine ways
to effectively skin a cat 😺
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