I want to reclimb the highest mountain… because the last time I was up there I think I may have dropped my keys.
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I want to sail on a merchant ship where men are men. Where I come from, men are trout and it is nearly impossible to find someone to help move a refrigerator.
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I want to build a suit out of sound proofing material so I can sing as loud as I want and no one around me will hear.
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I want to run with the bulls in Pamplona, Spain because I hear running AT the bulls can lead to more serious injuries.
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I want to be the guy people trust the most and I don’t mind using deceit and trickery to pull that off.
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I want to show Michelle Yeoh what a real man looks like; so, I’ll invite her to my house for a Charles Bronson film marathon.
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I want to start a world-wide charity that raises hundreds of millions of dollars for people who start world-wide charities…
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I want to, just once, laugh freely and loudly as a child because it will really creep out those around me…
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I want to build a house with my own two hands and then watch it fall over with my own two eyes.
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I want to paint a self-portrait of John Steinbeck.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
You mean Vin Diesel … don’t you C?
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No… Charles Bronson is my standard for tough guys. He scores ten “bronsons”, the highest in tough guy ratings.
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Soo wrongggggg. (Shame on you C)
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If it wasn’t for shame, Deb, I’d feel nothing at all…
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Lofty goals, all. And if you make it back from the mountaintop can you bring our socks? We’re still missing a few…
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Socks tend to fall into a parallel dimension where, oddly enough, no one wears socks…
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The very definition of a cruel twist of fate, that.
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Oh these are ALL hilarious, C 😂 Hard to pick just one but THIS made me laugh loudest: “I want to, just once, laugh freely and loudly as a child because it will really creep out those around me…” 🤣🤣🤣
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Did you ever find that Newsradio show with David Foley?
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I just looked it up on YouTube! I DO remember that show but it wasn’t on my radar at the time. My kids were little and I expect we were too busy watching Barney the Dinosaur 🦖🤓 GREAT cast!!!
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I want John Steinbeck to paint a self-portrait of me
Eating a bowl full of wrathful grapes .from a cannery
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I’m pretty sure you’ve eaten canned grapes (canned fruit salad)… I think canned grapes are specifically what Steinbeck was thinking of when he wrote Grapes of Wrath…
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