“I can’t believe you left the warmth of your sister’s bed just to tell me that”
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Some people’s lips move when they read; but, his lips moved when he watched television.
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She spent her life labeled a halfwit by people who clearly gave her too much credit.
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He had the kind of face that reminded one of an ear infection.
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The smell of her cologne reminded one of mustard on a hot sidewalk.
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She was a genteel and proper woman who liked to entertain sailors by pulling her dress up over her head and emitting low moans.
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Sometimes he seemed half-crazy and half-sane; other times he was the exact opposite.
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He had the long-term planning skills of a pachinko ball.
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He had difficulty getting close to others, especially if they were within five hundred feet of a school.
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Her wardrobe was painstakingly assembled to send a single message: “My pimp is just around the corner”
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Never having had an ear infection, I’m having trouble visualizing that face…
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So, go out and get an ear infection and then tell me what you think…
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Yeah. I don’t think I care that much…
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Yeah… I don’t much either…
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You forgot my favourite, wisdom has been chasing you, but you are too fast
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I like that one, Deb!
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Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, responding to an insult by Richard Nixon: “I have been called worse things by better people.”
I can’t believe I couldn’t come up with something quote-worthy of my own just to tell you that….but, as the old fashioned saying goes, it’s the thought that counts.
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I like your thoughts.
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These are great insults. I’ve spoken to people whose lips move AS I was talkin’ to them…as if that were they only way they could comprehend.
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That would be a little creepy… like people who silently repeat what they just said…
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I consider it an instant IQ test with an immediate fail.
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