At Least I’ll Die Doing What I Love

[This one was just an exercise to see if I could come up with ten.  I’m not sure if I succeeded]

• At least I’ll die doing what I love: Crawling away in terror.
• At least I’ll die doing what I love: Playing exploding checkers.
• At least I’ll die doing what I love: Gently scolding members of vicious psychopathic street gangs.
• At least I’ll die doing what I love: Desperately trying to find the rip-cord on my parachute.
• At least I’ll die doing what I love: Begging for my life in the most cowardly way possible.
• At least I’ll die doing what I love: Eating a delicious high-fat meal and then playing exploding checkers.
• At least I’ll die doing what I love: Avoiding huge medical bills.
• At least I’ll die doing what I love: Somersaults through an old minefield.
• At least I’ll die doing what I love: Committing life insurance fraud.
• At least I’ll die doing what I love: Being a stoic example for my children and grandchildren who stand at my death bed with admiration, sadness and—HEY, GET OFF YOUR SMART-PHONES FOR FIVE SECONDS!