You borrow his CD player and it self-destructs in five seconds.
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He can say “tell me what I want to know or I’ll kill you” in seven languages. The same phrase is embroidered on a throw pillow in his living room.
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He keeps telling Goldfinger that he’s “totally mad” which only seems to irritate the super-villain, his Korean bodyguard and his powerful castrating laser.
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His only contribution to work discussions on pretty much any topic is, “and, we can use a toaster and a magazine as a detonator”…
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HE’S the reason the cafeteria keeps Dom Perignon 2012 in stock.
She has a ring with a cyanide pill in it.
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She also has cyanide pills in a broach, earrings and tennis bracelet.
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To blend in, she’s memorized every state, their capitals and all the words to the Star Spangled Banner; all the rest of us know about the United States is that Wisconsin’s state bird is the dairy cow.
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She spends a lot of time on the phone with her father, Dmitri, or her great aunt, also named “Dmitri”.
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All she needed to do was ask the DBA about the data model but she seduced the information out of him out of habit… making branch meetings very uncomfortable indeed.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Addressing Christmas cards is so much easier when all your relatives are Dmitri. I envy her that…
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Like Larry, Daryl and Daryl?
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With more expensive postage required, yes.
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