Some Thoughts on Taxigami

A few years ago, being unemployed and without prospects, I gambled and spent my last six thousand dollars on a one hour synergy seminar at the Holiday Inn ballroom near where my doctor used to live. And, from that little pep talk, I formed the germ of an idea… but the realization of that idea […]

Ode to Thomas Chong

I like drugs They remind me of my grandma’s hugs although sometimes you have to let go . Like when your little cousin dumps your stash across your lawn Don’t waste your time and energy Forget it, man. It’s gone . Or, when the sheriff’s at your door so you flush it down the john […]

Random Thoughts

If any vegetable deserved super-hero status, it would be cabbage. Problem is, what would its public identity be? Beets? Don’t make me laugh… Scientists have found a way to engineer a beef substitute out of soya beans, anise and wood cellulose. Now, they are frantically working on a way to genetically engineer a person stupid […]

Ways I’d Like to Die

Being shot out of a cannon and into a second cannon. While trying to teach a grizzly bear the ways of physical love Lynched by a mob of angry Laurel and Hardy impersonators. An example of a “senseless crime”… I want to be dropped from a plane while skydiving but my chute doesn’t open. Frantically, […]

People Who Don’t Deserve Fame

Albert Einstein: So, using only a notebook and a pencil you proved the previous two thousand years of physics was completely wrong by a tiny tiny unmeasurable bit? How does it feel to be famous for being a nit-picking prig? I’d treat Einstein with more reverence if he’d come up with a theory that I […]