More Rules to Live by

The more arrogant the speaker, the more punchable the face. Two can live as cheaply as one and three quarters. Time really flies when you are about to be executed. It’s an ill wind that blows nobody any good; it’s an iller wind that blows your trash cans into your koi pond. You can catch […]

Why I Think I Should Live in a Castle

A castle wouldn’t compensate for my feelings of inadequacy; but, it would compensate for my ACTUAL inadequacy. Without parapets, I’d have to shoot arrows out of my bedroom window like a stinking Hun. A dungeon doesn’t need to be USED as a dungeon. They make great laundry rooms. But, it is nice to know I’d […]

I Go Dark: Rioting Tips

The first rule of rioting is, make sure there are a lot of people around you who are also rioting. If it is just you, you aren’t really rioting… just acting like a nut. Dress appropriately: If the riot is about the military firing on civilians, avoid attending the riot in your dress blues. Wear […]

Lobster Pots of Random Thoughts

I got one of those fantasy swords in the mail. I wanted to call it, “Dragon Hacker” but I realized that I’d already given that name to my couch. I think all ballots should be write-in ballots because I really don’t think people with bad penmanship deserve a voice in our government. Nothing says, “Let’s […]

Why I Don’t Fish: Two Ways

Today’s going to be a little different. I’m going to give you a peek of what’s going on inside my brain. Hopefully, you won’t flee my home and leave your purse behind as it has been with others that I have shown my inmost thoughts. The first part is the normal list… as I’ve said, […]