Fish Think

I got the idea from River’s World. Yeah, it’s a little weak but I thought, “what do I care? My readers deserve nothing from me” But, I was immediately sorry when my readers left the room in tears. I was confused: Do I follow? When I follow THAT never helps things… but when I DON’T […]

Types of Women I am DONE with

Coke/Meth-head: You’d think all of that extra energy would make for a GREAT relationship. Staying up forty-eight hours at a time would ensure that she’d have even MORE time to be focused on ME. But, she wrecked my car and then she slept with my brother. After that, she wrecked HIS car and slept with […]

Life Hacks…Then Spits

You can save money on window cleaner by mixing some vinegar and water in a spray bottle and using that solution to clean your windows. You can save even more money by NOT cleaning your windows… because, when a window gets dirty enough to become opaque, it simply becomes a wall… When you travel, wrap […]

The Ort of Kings

I was listening to the song, Desperado, and I felt that Linda Ronstadt was singing directly to me, so I said, “Thanks, Linda” and she didn’t answer which I thought was SO RUDE. I had “Short Man Syndrome” for many years. I realized that I was cured of it one day when I hit my […]

Why I’m Following Halle Berry

I heard that some nut is stalking her and I want to catch him in the act. I’m not really following her. I’m just going the same places she’s going but a minute or so after she does. I wrote a screenplay and I’m trying to get up the courage to ask her to spell-check […]