Charlie Brown’s Hanukkah: Charlie Brown and Linus Van Pelt spend the weekend arguing about Linus’ use of Charlie Brown in his stand-up routine. Later, they come to terms with their homosexuality, once in the kitchen, then twice more the next day in the living room…   How the Grinch Escalated the War on Christmas: The […]

Recently, I read an article about a British woman who, because of her great weight (mid 300’s), was being paid by men to be crushed under her bulk. The article begins with a brief description of her failed marriage, followed by an overview of how one becomes a professional man-crusher.  It was a stirring tale […]

I saw that a five-year-old, in Modesto, California, was suspended for a few days for claiming to have a bomb in his backpack. Frankly, I don’t think that anyone was in any immediate danger because five-year-olds are hopeless when it comes to detonators; and, their explosives seldom go off regardless of the detonators because their […]

A few years ago, being unemployed and without prospects, I gambled and spent my last six thousand dollars on a one hour synergy seminar at the Holiday Inn ballroom near where my doctor used to live. And, from that little pep talk, I formed the germ of an idea… but the realization of that idea […]