Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
If I’d just spent an evening with the best hypnotist EVER… ◙ If the only two foods available were Red Lobster entrees and Elmer’s Glue and someone snapped up the glue before I could. ◙ If I knew a lobster that I had a grudge against was in one of their tanks. ◙ If I’d […]
Read More Circumstances Under Which I’d Eat at Red LobsterOne day, a frog was sitting around on a Saturday, watching old movies on the television. He suddenly craved fresh air and decided to go for a walk. As he touched the doorknob, his wife called from the kitchen. “Where are you going?”, she asked in a sing-song yell. “For a walk”, answered the frog. […]
Read More The Very Uncurious Frog Who Went for a Walk[The following was taken from the publication, Broccoli Riddles and Jokes and Unsmiling Nude Models, a magazine that managed an eleven year run; and, it was eventually made into three full-length movies in glorious Eastman Color] A bunch of broccoli gets into a car accident and sues the driver who hit him. In court, the […]
Read More An Old MagazineArtichokes are very versatile. They can be boiled, roasted, baked, deep fried, smothered, shot or run over when they stand in the crosswalk. They are the perfect vegetable for when you crave something that looks like a pine cone and tastes like nothing. ♦ If you must break out of jail, you can carve a […]
Read More Thoughts on VegetablesAn older woman was to meet the president of the company that she worked for in a game of golf and her anxiety level was immeasurably high. She’d heard her company’s president was pretty uptight and easily offended…practically a Puritan. She was so nervous that she arrived at the country club an hour early. The […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 