Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
A black hole might be used as a time machine but most physicists think that the trip would pull your body into a long strand in a process called “spaghetification”. Of course, if you survived, you could go back in time and warn yourself but, be honest, would you really listen to a warning from […]
Read More Dark Thoughts on Black HolesMy Dearest Friend Kip, Well, Martin Luther King day came and went quietly here at Broken Neck Manor. It was a day to celebrate the fact that, black, brown or white, we are all basically the same. We gave the servants the day off to do whatever deviant and illegal things those kinds of people […]
Read More Letters to Kip[This one was tougher than it looks so be kind] If you had a million monkeys typing on a million typewriters for a million years, eventually, one of them would write Hamlet. But, Hamlet’s already been written so it might be better to use your monkeys and typewriters for something else. ֎ If you had […]
Read More A Million TypewritersA romantic dinner is a great way of showing your love for a woman and it’s a good chance to watch her eat, in order to gauge how heavy she’ll get after marriage. To gauge how heavy you’ll get, just add ten pounds for each candy bar you ate on your way to pick her […]
Read More Still More Valentines Tips for GuysAs is my custom, I was watching a 1960s sex comedy because I need to see Tony Randall at least once a week or I will fall ill; plus, it’s the only time I get to hear Patti Page say the word, “Metrocal”. In this movie, Boys Night Out, one of the beds has a […]
Read More Mirrors on the Ceiling (Rant)
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 