A black hole might be used as a time machine but most physicists think that the trip would pull your body into a long strand in a process called “spaghetification”. Of course, if you survived, you could go back in time and warn yourself but, be honest, would you really listen to a warning from spaghetti?
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A black hole can eat entire planets and even stars. This makes my own eating disorders seem minor by comparison.
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There are an uncountable number of black holes in the universe; so, look around you at the person on your right and on your left, at your front and behind you. Are they black holes? No? Then, odds are, YOU are a black hole… in which case, get out of my country, you trouble-maker…
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It can take billions or even trillions of years for a black hole to evaporate. So, if one near you evaporates and you try to look surprised, no one will buy it.
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Some astronomers say that there might be another universe inside each black hole; however, these are the same astronomers that say, “Yes, I will have another bong hit, please”.
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A black hole cannot violate Einstein’s Theory and destroy information; so, if you throw the last DVD of Fast and Furious 3 into a black hole, it is theoretically possible to recreate the movie from information left on the black-hole’s surface. Throwing it in would still be pretty satisfying, though.
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Supermassive black holes regulate star formation in a galaxy. You may not like this, but you’d look pretty silly arguing with a black hole about it.
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A black hole is created when a large star collapses on itself and explodes… it is essentially the job a large star takes after it retires.
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Most astrophysicists believe that light cannot escape the gravity of a black hole, although a few theorize that it just doesn’t want to.
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The gravity around a black hole acts as a convex magnifying lens like the kind you burned ants with as a child; but, the difference is, the black hole doesn’t have to go to two years of psychotherapy…
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Great post Charles, but I think we need to stage an intervention. You have to let the Vin Diesel thing go.
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I took the first step, Deb: I didn’t mention him by name…
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It was implied Charles 🥺
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Question – my husband just retired, how long before he turns into a black hole?
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A good indicator would be when he goes into a supernova. If you feel that’s about to happen, I’d recommend putting a tarp over your good furniture…
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Man, the only thing I ever saw when I’d take those extra bong hits was a whole new universe inside McDonald’s.
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So, their bathroom?
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When you marry a black hole, you won’t be aware of it until a few years later…when all the life is sucked out of you and there’s no escape.
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Don’t forget that everything revolves around her!!!
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True! And don’t forget you can’t escape her gravitation pull!
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All my neighbors are white, so I wonder if a black hole moved into the neighborhood, would it effect property values (not that I’m prejudiced, of course)?
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It might, but only until the properties are sucked into the singularity…
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Love the title!! 🤣🤣🤣
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The title is always last… sometimes an afterthought…
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Well, this one is a winner!
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I’ll take any compliment!
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