Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
I catch a glimpse of the thin steel cable, then I look down at my big belly. Do I then take the stairs? You don’t get a belly like mine taking the stairs. ֎ I hate when a building has no thirteenth floor. I get the feeling that the people who designed it that way […]
Read More What I Hate about ElevatorsYou have a break in and she leaves with the burglars… ֎ Your dog draws a chalk line across the living room floor and says, “This side is yours and this side is mine. Just slide my dinner over at five o’clock” ֎ The only trick she does is to bite you when you tell […]
Read More Signs that Your Dog has Fallen Out of Love with YouI’m still only in Saigon… Every time I wake up, I think I’m gonna wake up back in the jungle… maybe with pants… maybe without. There’s a bowl of rice congee in front of me, with squid and peanuts. It looks and tastes like something a whale coughed up. But, I eat it anyway because […]
Read More Breakfast, pt Vietnam“All’s well that ends well” – If you ever wanted a phrase that means literally nothing and you are tired of the phrase, “There you have it”, this is the one for you. ☺ “You can’t teach an old dog new tricks” – This one is just confusing. What new dog tricks have been introduced […]
Read More Adages We DON’T Need[I’ve been having trouble writing so you’ll get THIS and LIKE it] Because I hate the word “kiosk”… ☼ Old people spend their mornings walking in the mall rather than doing their job: Telling young people everything that is wrong with their generation. ☼ Ever since the pet stores stopped selling puppies, I’ve spent my […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 