Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
First, identify the spider. This can be done with either a naturalist’s guide to wildlife or by checking the tattoo in the small of the spider’s back. ◙ Remember: There are only two kinds of poisonous spider in the United States. There’s the very distinctive black widow with an almost metallic looking body with a […]
Read More So, There’s a Spider in Your BathtubWhen shoveling snow, if you feel tightness in the chest or dizziness, STOP IMMEDIATELY… unless you enjoy tightness in the chest or dizziness. * If it is severely cold, dress for it. How do you know you are dressed properly? You won’t be able to move your head or arms; and, if you fall down, […]
Read More Snow Safety Tips That Are Kind of FlakyMaking homemade desserts tells my children that I love them; making them with shampoo is telling them not to get too used to it. ☻ Shampoo may taste funny, but it makes a pretty resilient meringue. ☻ If you make a flan using baby shampoo, you’ll have a festive dish that won’t burn your children’s […]
Read More Why I make my desserts with shampooA wall is defined as “a structural element used to divide or enclose”. Like when your brother-in-law tried to put up sheet-rock in your basement and your family was divided between those who wanted to not pay him and those who wanted to put him into rehab… ☺ Only on rare occasions are partition walls […]
Read More Walls!Greece was admitted to the European Union, in 1981; but, still had to sit at the kid’s table with Cyprus and the Netherlands. ♠ In 1971, the broadcasting of cigarette ads was outlawed which was probably a good idea overall; but, commercials looked looked a lot less cool after that. ♠ Queen Victoria was proclaimed, […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 