I think what two people do in the privacy of their own sex dungeon is between them and the paramedics.
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They say if you are strangled during orgasm, it makes the experience more intense; to be fair though, ANYTHING you do while being strangled will be more intense…
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Of all the things to call out during climax, “Bloody Mary” is the worst because, if you have sex three times in one day, she will come and take your eyes… or, worse, scare the living HELL out of your partner…
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Of all the animals to pretend to be during sex, “cat” was voted most popular; what was least popular? It was a tie between a Spade-foot Toad and Trumpeter Swan.
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If you are blind and having sex remember that relying in any way on your seeing-eye dog will just make things weird.
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“One-night stand” is a misnomer because it usually doesn’t last the whole night and no one is standing.
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When it comes to sex, in 2021, women found Paul Rudd the most popular. Least popular? Again, a tie between Spadefoot Toad and Trumpeter Swan.
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If you get sexually excited by castration, you are in an evolutionary cul-de-sac…
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I speak from experience when I say a man can live well into his fifties without ever learning what a cervix is and the impact on his quality of life will be minimal.
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There are a lot of sexual positions, many of which people do on purpose. The most popular, world-wide, is “doggie style” because who doesn’t like dogs? The least popular? It was a tie between a Spade-foot Toad and Trumpeter Swan.
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No one standing during a one night stand. You’ve lead a very isolated life 🙂
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Perhaps so… but I was lying down as I led that life…
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😉. I’m starting a photographic series next month like I used to do. I was thinking I’m not showing enough photos at the moment
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I’m definitely not the only one who loves your photos, Deb.
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Don’t underestimate
the eroticism of a spade foot toad.
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So, YOU were that one person in the survey who chose spadefoot toad? Now, I’ve just gotta find the one who has a thing for trumpeter swans…
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I always wondered how a night stand was related to sex, besides keeping an alarm clock on to really surprise your partner of course.
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I think it has something to do with the Gideon Bible in the nightstand drawer…
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I really think the trumpeter swan should get more votes than Paul Rudd.
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Well, Rudd has that whole “human being” thing going for him.
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Isn’t he part insect?
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Not the part that shows…
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Hahaha. Quite and interesting read
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Blimey. If only women could live well into their fifties without learning a major part of a male’s anatomy…the prostate for example I could have easily lived without knowing about. However, I’ve only just learnt about the skene gland…go figure. Thanks for the laugh.
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Ignorance CAN be bliss…
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