Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[It’s been great writing for you folks, this year. I want to wish all of you Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. I might post some next week but, in case I don’t, Happy New Year as well] A great gift for a boy is a baseball glove; but, if you give one as a gift, […]
Read More Thoughts on ChristmasI catch a glimpse of the thin steel cable, then I look down at my big belly. Do I then take the stairs? You don’t get a belly like mine taking the stairs. ֎ I hate when a building has no thirteenth floor. I get the feeling that the people who designed it that way […]
Read More What I Hate about ElevatorsYou have a break in and she leaves with the burglars… ֎ Your dog draws a chalk line across the living room floor and says, “This side is yours and this side is mine. Just slide my dinner over at five o’clock” ֎ The only trick she does is to bite you when you tell […]
Read More Signs that Your Dog has Fallen Out of Love with YouI’m still only in Saigon… Every time I wake up, I think I’m gonna wake up back in the jungle… maybe with pants… maybe without. There’s a bowl of rice congee in front of me, with squid and peanuts. It looks and tastes like something a whale coughed up. But, I eat it anyway because […]
Read More Breakfast, pt Vietnam“All’s well that ends well” – If you ever wanted a phrase that means literally nothing and you are tired of the phrase, “There you have it”, this is the one for you. ☺ “You can’t teach an old dog new tricks” – This one is just confusing. What new dog tricks have been introduced […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 