You have a break in and she leaves with the burglars…
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Your dog draws a chalk line across the living room floor and says, “This side is yours and this side is mine. Just slide my dinner over at five o’clock”
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The only trick she does is to bite you when you tell her to “sit”.
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She gets into the trash only to maintain financial records for when she turns you in to the IRS.
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When you take her for a walk, she runs out of sight when anyone comes near so as not to be seen with you.
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To discourage belly rubs, she starts wearing a vest.
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She chases the ball you’ve thrown but never comes back.
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She starts leaving a little money for her food so she doesn’t feel obligated.
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You move far away and, after a magnificent and eventful three-state journey, she finds an owner she likes better.
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She volunteers to be a test subject for a distemper study.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Love the vest, one of our old dogs would have loved that idea 😁
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Oh, but I LOVE giving dogs belly rubs, Deb!
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My dogs love receiving them 🙂
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Dogs are loyal beasts. I can’t imagine how bad an owner you’d have to be for them to leave. Cats on the other hand… are always looking to upgrade their people.
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Dogs are what we aspire to be. Cats are what we actually are…
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Oh no … say this isn’t true! … Then again, I don’t have a dog.
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And, you call yourself a beach walker!
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A dogless one!!!
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Our dog refuses to chase toys. His attitude is, “Why would I chase something I can’t eat?”
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We had boxers. Their attitude was, “Why did you throw something if you didn’t want me to eat it?”…
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My only dogs are my two puppies, and they’re sore because I’ve walked all over them….but they’re still attached to me, so they must still love me.
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I hear that your puppies are heels…
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