Signs that Your Dog has Fallen Out of Love with You

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You have a break in and she leaves with the burglars…

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Your dog draws a chalk line across the living room floor and says, “This side is yours and this side is mine. Just slide my dinner over at five o’clock”

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The only trick she does is to bite you when you tell her to “sit”.

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She gets into the trash only to maintain financial records for when she turns you in to the IRS.

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When you take her for a walk, she runs out of sight when anyone comes near so as not to be seen with you.

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To discourage belly rubs, she starts wearing a vest.

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She chases the ball you’ve thrown but never comes back.

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She starts leaving a little money for her food so she doesn’t feel obligated.

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You move far away and, after a magnificent and eventful three-state journey, she finds an owner she likes better.

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She volunteers to be a test subject for a distemper study.

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