Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
“Halloween” is short for “All Hallow’s Eve”. “All Hallow’s Eve” is short for “Frank and Doris Covington Smythe Proudly Present All Hallow’s Eve”… ☻ Every year, candy companies sell around six hundred million pounds of candy for Halloween. That number doubles if you include the candy that people buy for Halloween two weeks before but […]
Read More Fun Facts about Halloween[Thanks to Deb for the idea] If you cut a magnet in half, you end up with two magnets; so, if you want to get rid of a magnet completely, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! ☺ Some species of shark are repelled by magnets so any artwork created by their kids sits on the kitchen floor. […]
Read More Attractive Facts about MagnetsNo task is beneath you. Do the menial stuff with pride and hope that no one sees you. ▼ Don’t be afraid of hard work… unless it is menacing you with a hunting knife or suddenly popping out of your bedroom closet when you are just falling asleep. ▼ Do what you love… keeping in […]
Read More Take My Life Advice… or ElseIt’s a Steven Segal movie called, “Straight to Video”. ♦ All the nude scenes have some kind of product placement in them. ♦ Some of the cast have two or more roles… in the same scene… and have to walk from one side of the shot to the other and put on a different hat. […]
Read More How You Can Tell the Movie You are Watching is Low Budget[After six months of unemployment, I have a job. Please allow me to share my wisdom on this subject with you] Don’t ask when you can apply for long-term disability. ֍ Don’t install Skyrim on your work computer. If, for some reason, it is already ON your work computer, don’t start a Wizard character because […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 