Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Dear Traumatically Modified Super Dog, I was in my yard and overheard my neighbor referring to me as “white trash”. He didn’t see me there because I was behind the old refrigerator lying in the tall grass of my front yard. I thought he and I were getting along… in fact, I thought he liked […]
Read More Ask a Genetically-Modified, Bio-Engineered, Super-Intelligent Dog: The Director’s CutZucchini make great cucumber impersonators. Just don’t let it get consumed by the role or it might end up in a pickle jar. ♂♂ If you can get a zucchini to float, you can make one into a toy boat. How do you make a zucchini float? Just put a zucchini, root beer and a […]
Read More Other uses for a zucchiniI keep a knife by my bed so, if I ever start contemplating taking up model trains as a hobby, I can stab myself to death. ֍֍ I used to have really strict criteria for my girlfriends. Now, she just has to have at least one breast and be capable of making toast. ֍֍ Dungeons […]
Read More The Random Thoughts from Beyond TimeWhy do we need to pay money for stuff? Because most stores have security cameras. ♥ How does the moon stay in the sky? A combination of gravity, centrifugal force and peer pressure. ♥ Why do people die? Mostly to avoid paying off their student loans. ♥ Why do I have to eat my vegetables? […]
Read More More Questions My Children Asked MeHe who laughs last generally ends up with a black eye. ☻ Two heads are better than one… well, maybe not, but as long as the baby is healthy. ☻ You can’t eat your cake and have it, too… well, you actually can, but you probably won’t want it. ☻ It is a bad workman […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 