He who laughs last generally ends up with a black eye.
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Two heads are better than one… well, maybe not, but as long as the baby is healthy.
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You can’t eat your cake and have it, too… well, you actually can, but you probably won’t want it.
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It is a bad workman that blames his tools; but, it takes a psychiatrist to blame his parents.
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Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater… leave him at a fire station. They HAVE to take him no questions asked.
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Life begins at fifty… to be a painful and soul-crushing ordeal.
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One man’s trash is another man’s treasure; and, THAT man’s treasure is HIS wife’s trash.
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Clothes make the man… unless you are remote interviewing over Microsoft Teams in your dress shirt and swimming trunks. Clothes don’t want any credit for that.
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Laughter is the best medicine; but, to cover all bases, keep taking your insulin.
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Like a cat, the woman had nine lives; but, what she did in the litter box was still unforgivable…
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The revolution will be televised… edited for content, set to music and sponsored by Ford pickup trucks… Ford trucks are built strong… FORD strong.
I know all about that life begins at 50, life meaning aches and pains 😕
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I hear the aches and pains go away when you reach 80…
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That’s when dementia strikes
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“60 is the new 40,” and “life begins at 40,” making me about 8 years old. 😁
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All I know is, if I felt like THIS when I was forty, I never would’ve gone on to sixty…
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I can totally relate to being over 50 and being surrounded by my husband’s trash. Most of which is also over 50..
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I definitely thought of you when I wrote that one.
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….and Ford commercials are built DUMB (like most commercials). Or maybe i just need to be more forgiving….tolerant….empathetic….compassionate….whatever…..
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Tolerant? No leopard could change those spots…
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Don’t forget, “One good turn gets most of the covers,” and “Never play Leapfrog with a unicorn.”
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Cover Wars! I remember those from when I was married… especially when she’d take the covers, get too warm and abandon them on the other side of her…
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