He who laughs last generally ends up with a black eye.
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Two heads are better than one… well, maybe not, but as long as the baby is healthy.
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You can’t eat your cake and have it, too… well, you actually can, but you probably won’t want it.
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It is a bad workman that blames his tools; but, it takes a psychiatrist to blame his parents.
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Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater… leave him at a fire station. They HAVE to take him no questions asked.
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Life begins at fifty… to be a painful and soul-crushing ordeal.
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One man’s trash is another man’s treasure; and, THAT man’s treasure is HIS wife’s trash.
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Clothes make the man… unless you are remote interviewing over Microsoft Teams in your dress shirt and swimming trunks. Clothes don’t want any credit for that.
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Laughter is the best medicine; but, to cover all bases, keep taking your insulin.
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Like a cat, the woman had nine lives; but, what she did in the litter box was still unforgivable…
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The revolution will be televised… edited for content, set to music and sponsored by Ford pickup trucks… Ford trucks are built strong… FORD strong.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
I know all about that life begins at 50, life meaning aches and pains 😕
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I hear the aches and pains go away when you reach 80…
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That’s when dementia strikes
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“60 is the new 40,” and “life begins at 40,” making me about 8 years old. 😁
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All I know is, if I felt like THIS when I was forty, I never would’ve gone on to sixty…
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I can totally relate to being over 50 and being surrounded by my husband’s trash. Most of which is also over 50..
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I definitely thought of you when I wrote that one.
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….and Ford commercials are built DUMB (like most commercials). Or maybe i just need to be more forgiving….tolerant….empathetic….compassionate….whatever…..
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Tolerant? No leopard could change those spots…
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Don’t forget, “One good turn gets most of the covers,” and “Never play Leapfrog with a unicorn.”
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Cover Wars! I remember those from when I was married… especially when she’d take the covers, get too warm and abandon them on the other side of her…
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