Adages, Sayings and More

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He who laughs last generally ends up with a black eye.

Two heads are better than one… well, maybe not, but as long as the baby is healthy.

You can’t eat your cake and have it, too… well, you actually can, but you probably won’t want it.

It is a bad workman that blames his tools; but, it takes a psychiatrist to blame his parents.

Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater… leave him at a fire station. They HAVE to take him no questions asked.

Life begins at fifty… to be a painful and soul-crushing ordeal.

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure; and, THAT man’s treasure is HIS wife’s trash.

Clothes make the man… unless you are remote interviewing over Microsoft Teams in your dress shirt and swimming trunks. Clothes don’t want any credit for that.

Laughter is the best medicine; but, to cover all bases, keep taking your insulin.

Like a cat, the woman had nine lives; but, what she did in the litter box was still unforgivable…

The revolution will be televised… edited for content, set to music and sponsored by Ford pickup trucks… Ford trucks are built strong… FORD strong.

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