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Dinosaur Parks

Universal’s Islands of Adventure: Conveniently located in Orlando, Florida… our nation’s sucking chest wound. Their motto: “Heroes, beasts and magical creatures are all made real”. You will know what it is like to whitewater raft down a dinosaur infested river while a six year old vomits most of his ice cream cone down the back […]

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Bitter Facts about Chicory

Chicory has been consumed since ancient times. The Roman poet Horace talked of his daily consumption of it, proving that Horace suffered as much as the modern students who have to read his work. ֍ Roasted chicory root has no caffeine and is used as a coffee-substitute by cultures that are unclear on the reason […]

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Something I’m Working on

Being alone is a terrible thing. I woke up with a headache this morning and there was no one next to me for me to refuse to have sex with. No one… nothing… just a wet spot that I’ve convinced myself was drool or a leak in the roof. Sometimes, I imagine that I’ve got […]

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Symbols of DEATH

[Not happy with this one, but it’s been in my queue for several months and I NEED IT GONE] Skull: Everyone has a skull inside their head; but, thanks to stuff like skin and hats, no one has to look at them. Fearing a skull is the same as fearing a nose. If you can […]

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