Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Stay calm! Nothing deters a deadly wall of fire like serenity. ֎ Go to an area free of vegetation, like the banks of a river or anywhere in West Texas. ֎ Call 911. If they can’t help you, call 912. ֎ If you can see an already burnt out area through the flames, douse yourself […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 