Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
A romantic dinner is a great way of showing your love for a woman and it’s a good chance to watch her eat, in order to gauge how heavy she’ll get after marriage. To gauge how heavy you’ll get, just add ten pounds for each candy bar you ate on your way to pick her […]
Read More Still More Valentines Tips for GuysAvoid looking nostalgic. ♥ There is a time and a place to fake amnesia. If your wife catches you in bed with another woman, fake a stroke. If you get caught shoplifting, fake a heart attack. If you lose your children’s college money in Atlantic City, fake amnesia. ♥ Someone who has seen WAY too […]
Read More How to Fake AmnesiaRivergirl posed this question for her supposed readers. I’m taking it more seriously than most… Give a deep-tissue massage to a snow man. ♥ Hike the trails at Nevada’s Cactus and Stinging Insect State Park. ♥ Start a reasonable and well-thought-out debate on the International Monetary Fund at an outlaw biker bar. ♥ Stroll across […]
Read More Things You Shouldn’t do NakedWhen shoveling snow, if you feel tightness in the chest or dizziness, STOP IMMEDIATELY… unless you enjoy tightness in the chest or dizziness. * If it is severely cold, dress for it. How do you know you are dressed properly? You won’t be able to move your head or arms; and, if you fall down, […]
Read More Snow Safety Tips That Are Kind of FlakyMaking homemade desserts tells my children that I love them; making them with shampoo is telling them not to get too used to it. ☻ Shampoo may taste funny, but it makes a pretty resilient meringue. ☻ If you make a flan using baby shampoo, you’ll have a festive dish that won’t burn your children’s […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 