Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[At brief pause in my saga on love] To enjoy the holidays, first ask yourself, “what is important to you?”. Is it family? Is it success? If it’s donkeys, you probably don’t understand the question. ◙ In your mind, visualize what a perfect Thanksgiving dinner would look like; then, invite your family, anyway. ◙ Remember: […]
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Read More Just an experimentNo task is beneath you. Do the menial stuff with pride and hope that no one sees you. ▼ Don’t be afraid of hard work… unless it is menacing you with a hunting knife or suddenly popping out of your bedroom closet when you are just falling asleep. ▼ Do what you love… keeping in […]
Read More Take My Life Advice… or Else[After six months of unemployment, I have a job. Please allow me to share my wisdom on this subject with you] Don’t ask when you can apply for long-term disability. ֍ Don’t install Skyrim on your work computer. If, for some reason, it is already ON your work computer, don’t start a Wizard character because […]
Read More Things NOT to Do When you Start a New JobRub two sticks together. Invariably, afterwards, one of the sticks lights up a cigarette while the other wants to spoon. Use the embers from that cigarette to start a fire. ☼ If you have car keys, use them to drive somewhere there are matches. ☼ If you have a gun and ammunition, take a bullet […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 