Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Dear Traumatically Modified Super Dog, I was in my yard and overheard my neighbor referring to me as “white trash”. He didn’t see me there because I was behind the old refrigerator lying in the tall grass of my front yard. I thought he and I were getting along… in fact, I thought he liked […]
Read More Ask a Genetically-Modified, Bio-Engineered, Super-Intelligent Dog: The Director’s CutI keep a knife by my bed so, if I ever start contemplating taking up model trains as a hobby, I can stab myself to death. ֍֍ I used to have really strict criteria for my girlfriends. Now, she just has to have at least one breast and be capable of making toast. ֍֍ Dungeons […]
Read More The Random Thoughts from Beyond TimeHe who laughs last generally ends up with a black eye. ☻ Two heads are better than one… well, maybe not, but as long as the baby is healthy. ☻ You can’t eat your cake and have it, too… well, you actually can, but you probably won’t want it. ☻ It is a bad workman […]
Read More Adages, Sayings and MoreFirst, know what relaxes you. This is a message from the Massachusetts Institute for the Bleeding Obvious. ♠ Remember: You can develop a dependency on tranquilizers, so if you start using them, be sure you have a hefty supply to feed your inevitable addiction. ♠ Sometimes, relaxation is simply a matter of going to your […]
Read More How to relaxIf it is a hot day, be sure to drink enough water. How do you know how much is enough? How much did you drink? Nope, that’s not enough. ☺ Monitor your older relatives for signs of heat stroke. Signs include lack of perspiration, high pulse rate and confusion. If the person staggering around dazed […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 