Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[The following questions were generated by Google in a search of “alligators”] Do alligators feel love? Alligators, like all reptiles and most cats, lack the limbic part of the brain where emotions are generated. The most you can hope for with an alligator is perfunctory sex once a week and maybe some flowers on your […]
Read More FAQs on AlligatorsYou can name it anything you want and he’ll never know. You can even give it a cat-name like Mr. Fluffikins or Get-that-thing-out-of-here… ♠ Deaf dogs are easy to sneak up on. When you touch its back, it yelps, snaps at you and then faints. Seems like that would be hilarious, but, it’s only entertaining […]
Read More Why You should Own a Deaf DogAre bananas good for anxiety? They are, unless you have a morbid fear of bananas. ♦ How can apples benefit you? If you stand next to one, you’ll feel taller. ♦ Do apples cleanse your body? Maybe… but if you’re a cop, you have to tell them, right? ♦ I hear eating two cups of […]
Read More I Answer Google FAQs about FruitSome people fast before going to an all-you-can-eat buffet when just purging in the parking lot is sufficient. ♠ Most people prefer the buffet items that are one row back from the front because those get sneezed on a lot less. ♠ Don’t fill up on bread. If it is a Chinese food buffet, don’t […]
Read More All You Can Eat? Challenge AcceptedFirst, be SURE it was stolen. When I lose something, it usually falls down my pants-leg into my boot. Then, the cat defecates into that boot because I left her alone for a weekend, WITH FOOD AND WATER, but she’s still plenty miffed. If my identity is in that boot, I’ll get myself another, thank […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 