You can name it anything you want and he’ll never know. You can even give it a cat-name like Mr. Fluffikins or Get-that-thing-out-of-here…
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Deaf dogs are easy to sneak up on. When you touch its back, it yelps, snaps at you and then faints. Seems like that would be hilarious, but, it’s only entertaining the first few years.
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If your dog is deaf, it won’t flee the room when you put on your old Cher albums.
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Remember that a deaf dog can do anything a hearing dog can do… only when you tell it to stop doing it, it won’t hear you.
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If you are the victim of a home invasion, your deaf dog will sit there bravely and stoically while all behind him is in chaos, giving you a sense of security and control. And, then a home invader touches his back and he yelps, snaps at you and then faints.
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Deaf dogs are cheaper than ones that can hear; so, if you only need a dog for a couple of hours, why not save a few bucks?
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You can discipline a deaf dog the same way you discipline a hearing dog: By locking it in the bathroom with a remote controlled jeep.
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How do you calm an anxious deaf dog? With understanding, hugs and enough tranquilizers to incapacitate a bull.
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Sometimes you just need a dog that you can take to an artillery range.
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They say, when a dog goes deaf, its other senses get stronger… like its sense of outrage. An outraged dog would be a hoot to watch…
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A deaf dog still knows when you’re playing Cher C. That’s something no one can escape
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Sometimes her voice gets so low that my hearing dog doesn’t react to it.
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It can be a tad masculine.
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Worse than Debra Winger!
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She sounds like a hippo
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She was pretty but her voice is lower than Johnny Cash’s…
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What happened to the hamster? Just curious. I was growing found of him.
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Deaf dogs have an excuse not coming when called. My husband does not…
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My ex-wife had my hearing checked. The doctor said that my hearing problem was conditional…
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I’m naming my next pet Psycho. Whether it’s a dog or a cat. When I yell its name, I’ll really be yellin’ at the neighbors. “No, Psycho, No!”
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I think “No, Psycho, No!” would be a pretty common phrase for some of my own neighbors… especially the burglar…
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LOL!
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I own a deaf wife — at least, deaf to my suggestions (not that I mind, because she used to tell me where I could go with them).
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I had a similar deafness with my ex-wife…
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They compensate for their disability by becoming better seeing-eye dogs. But their dancing is still lousy.
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Wasn’t that a Gene Wilder/Richard Pryor movie?
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