How Great Thou Art O’ Random Thart

I took a survival course. They sent me a letter, telling me that I failed the class; but, I’m still alive so I must’ve gotten at least a ‘D’… ☻ I developed a cheap covid test based on the fact that your sense of taste tends to lessen when you come down with the virus: […]

The Livid Irregularity of the Reindeer

If there is one animal that people love above all others, it would be puppies. Unfortunately, this essay is about reindeer, but I THOUGHT about puppies while I wrote it… This is about reindeer physiology, their habits and their ecology. It also touches on their sexual habits so if you have young children and you […]

Fax About Foxes

Foxes are of the family Canidae and genus Vulpes. Of all the canines in the animal kingdom, foxes can be thrown the furthest… ☺ The smallest species of fox weighs about two pounds… the largest weighs in at twenty pounds. So, if you are estimating postage on mailing a bunch of foxes to someone, for […]

Ort of the Worst Sort (Random Thoughts)

I was debating with my lawyer the concept of a free will but he told me I have to pay for mine like everyone else. ☻ My father always said, “Not having a Y chromosome doesn’t make you any less of a man” ☻ Whenever I see a roast chicken that has been tied up […]

Still More Fun Facts

Everyone knows we have an Attorney General; but, did you know we also have an Attorney Corporal? They handle smaller issues like noise complaints and parking tickets. ▼ The greatest height ever recorded in a man was Robert Wadlow at eight feet eleven inches. The longest man ever recorded was Robert Wadlow when he was […]