Everyone knows we have an Attorney General; but, did you know we also have an Attorney Corporal? They handle smaller issues like noise complaints and parking tickets.
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The greatest height ever recorded in a man was Robert Wadlow at eight feet eleven inches. The longest man ever recorded was Robert Wadlow when he was lying down.
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Wombat feces is shaped like a cube, so when they play Craps, there’s a certain air of authenticity to it.
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Pineapple works as a natural meat tenderizer. You just have to hit the meat as hard as you can with one.
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Rabbits are incapable of vomiting… even after repeated viewings of The Jersey Shore…
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The national animal of Scotland is the unicorn because no real animals will agree to live there.
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At one time, teachers in North Korea were compelled to learn the accordion. It was easy to carry, fairly easy to learn and having to listen to it was a viable substitute for corporal punishment.
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Dogs can maintain a vocabulary of around a hundred and fifty words… although, the phrase “could you stop barking for five seconds?” is not one a dog will ever recognize.
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A crocodile is incapable of sticking its tongue out… so you might as well stop waiting…
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On average, the shortest nation is Indonesia where the mean height is five feet two inches. If you are looking down at a crowd of Indonesians, you feel like you are up a lot higher than you actually are.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
And cucumber will erase pen. 😛
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That’s why you keep your diary away from your pickles…
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Or why you keep them near your tax returns 🙂
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Ah! Plausible deniability…
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Can you imagine pooping a square? I have a newfound respect for Wombats.
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I’m sure some toddler out there has swallowed dice…
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That’s true. I guess mentally I was picturing something bigger. Look where you took my thoughts.
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Like a Rubik’s Cube? That’s just mean!
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Wombat facts. Most excellent!
Now when I need a pair of dice, I’ll know where to look.
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I suspect either that tall guy in the photo was on stilts, or everyone else was a midget (although that maybe a bit of a stretch).
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You’d think so, but no…
He didn’t last long. He couldn’t stand up after a while, probably due to his great mass (490 pounds).
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See, dogs have a vocabulary of 150…150 very, very specific words, and you have to hope you’ve taught them the right ones.
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Maybe it’s just the first one hundred and fifty that they hear, eh?
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