Excerpt From Book, Two

People LOVE animals. Whether it is ogling them in cages or just hunting them for sport. We even have animals that we love enough to feed, keep in our homes and castrate. We study them right down to their DNA because they teach us things about ourselves; we also use some of them to make […]

Fish Think

I got the idea from River’s World. Yeah, it’s a little weak but I thought, “what do I care? My readers deserve nothing from me” But, I was immediately sorry when my readers left the room in tears. I was confused: Do I follow? When I follow THAT never helps things… but when I DON’T […]

Things I Hate that are Red

Roses: “Here ya go, sweetheart: Beautiful, well-scented blooms of deepest crimson lovingly mounted on thirty inches of what might as well be barbed wire” Red Sea: A very disappointing cruise. I really should’ve looked up what the sea looked like in the first place. I haven’t felt so cheated since my trip to Red River […]

A Little Bad Joke

My cousin showed me his dog which was missing one of his front legs. He was so proud. “You see this here dog?”, he told me, “This here’s a yard-dog” “So, he sleeps outside at night?”, I asked. “Naw, he sleeps in the house with me and the wife” “Then, why do you call him […]

Notes on the Roadrunner

You don’t see a bird like the roadrunner every day… unless you live next door to one and it washes its car a lot… which would be frustrating because you’d like just ONE day to be edging your lawn and not have to make small talk with it while it waxes its Trans Am… Roadrunners […]