My cousin showed me his dog which was missing one of his front legs. He was so proud. “You see this here dog?”, he told me, “This here’s a yard-dog”
“So, he sleeps outside at night?”, I asked.
“Naw, he sleeps in the house with me and the wife”
“Then, why do you call him a ‘yard-dog’”
“Cuz, he’s only got three feet”
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Atrocious Charles 😋
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You must hate dogs, Deb…
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Love dogs, detest really bad jokes 😒
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So do I. That’s why I hate myself right now…
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Cute dog 😊
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I am actively groaning…
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Nah, he’s a yard dog because he doesn’t have the ability to get out of the yard. Would make a great pet for the disabled or old among us who love dogs, but really don’t have the energy to take them for walks all the damn time.
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I had a safe dog who finally suffocated in one…
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Oh dear.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
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Whatever you want… he’s not going to come when he’s called anyway…
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😀 Exactly.
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Oh dear 🙂 Good one!
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Thanks… came to me last night as I was getting into bed…
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Tell this to super intel
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