A Little Bad Joke

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My cousin showed me his dog which was missing one of his front legs. He was so proud. “You see this here dog?”, he told me, “This here’s a yard-dog”

So, he sleeps outside at night?”, I asked.

Naw, he sleeps in the house with me and the wife”

Then, why do you call him a ‘yard-dog’”

Cuz, he’s only got three feet”

14 thoughts on “A Little Bad Joke

  1. Nah, he’s a yard dog because he doesn’t have the ability to get out of the yard. Would make a great pet for the disabled or old among us who love dogs, but really don’t have the energy to take them for walks all the damn time.

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