Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[The following questions were generated by Google in a search of “alligators”] Do alligators feel love? Alligators, like all reptiles and most cats, lack the limbic part of the brain where emotions are generated. The most you can hope for with an alligator is perfunctory sex once a week and maybe some flowers on your […]
Read More FAQs on AlligatorsYou can name it anything you want and he’ll never know. You can even give it a cat-name like Mr. Fluffikins or Get-that-thing-out-of-here… ♠ Deaf dogs are easy to sneak up on. When you touch its back, it yelps, snaps at you and then faints. Seems like that would be hilarious, but, it’s only entertaining […]
Read More Why You should Own a Deaf DogYou want someone to both live with you and hate you utterly; and, your mother-in-law is dead. ☼ There’s perfectly good wall paper in your guest bathroom that has never been shredded. ☼ You’ve always wanted a pet that periodically vomits its own hair. ☼ You need a smaller pet but with the loyalty of […]
Read More Reasons YOU should Own a CatGorillas seldom attack people, which is what it makes the times they DO attack people so much more special. A gorilla attack is available to anyone with a gorilla, a joy-buzzer and a lot of poor judgment. When the fight is on, here are a few tips on surviving and even winning the battle. First, […]
Read More So, You’re in a Fight with a Gorilla…[Taken from Google Answers] Will potato bugs bite you? Yes, but only in cases where they are provoked or in which you look a lot like a potato. ◙ How long will a cricket live in my house? Until you stop buying the juice that it likes. ◙ Do crickets feel pain? Not really. So […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 