Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
One day, a frog was sitting around on a Saturday, watching old movies on the television. He suddenly craved fresh air and decided to go for a walk. As he touched the doorknob, his wife called from the kitchen. “Where are you going?”, she asked in a sing-song yell. “For a walk”, answered the frog. […]
Read More The Very Uncurious Frog Who Went for a WalkAn older woman was to meet the president of the company that she worked for in a game of golf and her anxiety level was immeasurably high. She’d heard her company’s president was pretty uptight and easily offended…practically a Puritan. She was so nervous that she arrived at the country club an hour early. The […]
Read More The Goose Who Understood Alcohol: A FableWhen talking to your partner in front of your cat, you spell words you don’t want her to u-n-d-e-r-s-t-a-n-d… ♠ You refer to your dog as your “child” and buy a genetics survey to prove it. ♠ Sometimes, you let the dog sleep in your bed so she won’t be lonely. ♠ The rest of […]
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Read More Stuff that makes me happyDo Tortoises make good pets? They do, if your definition of a “good pet” is one that doesn’t move much, can’t be cuddled and has no feelings for you whatsoever. Think of a tortoise as a Rumba that doesn’t actually vacuum and leaves droppings randomly throughout the house. Can tortoises swim? No. But, if thrown […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 