Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[I am SO sorry] Ol’ Lady Hubbard went to her cupboard to get her poor doggy some weed But it turned out the pup had smoked it all up And, left her with one tiny seed. She went to the trailer park to get him some crystal but he acted so crazy she slept with […]
Read More Ol’ Lady HubbardOne day, a frog was sitting around on a Saturday, watching old movies on the television. He suddenly craved fresh air and decided to go for a walk. As he touched the doorknob, his wife called from the kitchen. “Where are you going?”, she asked in a sing-song yell. “For a walk”, answered the frog. […]
Read More The Very Uncurious Frog Who Went for a WalkAn older woman was to meet the president of the company that she worked for in a game of golf and her anxiety level was immeasurably high. She’d heard her company’s president was pretty uptight and easily offended…practically a Puritan. She was so nervous that she arrived at the country club an hour early. The […]
Read More The Goose Who Understood Alcohol: A FableWhen talking to your partner in front of your cat, you spell words you don’t want her to u-n-d-e-r-s-t-a-n-d… ♠ You refer to your dog as your “child” and buy a genetics survey to prove it. ♠ Sometimes, you let the dog sleep in your bed so she won’t be lonely. ♠ The rest of […]
Read More Signs You are Too Doting as a Pet Owner[Recommended by George] It makes me happy when we get acid rain on “Take Your Baking Soda to Work Day” ☺ What makes me happy? A warm kitten; if I’m on a diet, half a warm kitten… ☺ I’m happy to watch the sun rise each day because, without it, I’d still be living the […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 