Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
I was debating with my lawyer the concept of a free will but he told me I have to pay for mine like everyone else. ☻ My father always said, “Not having a Y chromosome doesn’t make you any less of a man” ☻ Whenever I see a roast chicken that has been tied up […]
Read More Ort of the Worst Sort (Random Thoughts)If a penguin joins a convent, you can’t tell if it is wearing a habit or walking around naked like some kind of pervert. Male penguins, nesting at the South Pole, incubate eggs. This is a good thing, because if they did it in a populated area, females of other species might get ideas. Penguins […]
Read More Some Semi-Formal Facts about PenguinsHow large are locust swarms? The locust swarms can be up to eighty million locusts in number. To get an idea how large a swarm that is, imagine a single locust; then, imagine eighty million times that. Ṑ How fast can locust swarms move? With a good wind, about twelve mph. If the wind is […]
Read More A Swarm of Locust FAQsImagine this: You are on the savanna or the veld, whichever is easier to spell. You are surrounded by five killer silverback gorillas. Two seem on the verge of attack and one is furiously signing for orange juice. Your life seems over when suddenly, out of the darkness, the call of the kingfisher sounds. The […]
Read More The Oresteian Tragedy of the KingfisherYou don’t see a bird like the roadrunner every day… unless you live next door to one and it washes its car a lot… which would be frustrating because you’d like just ONE day to be edging your lawn and not have to make small talk with it while it waxes its Trans Am… Roadrunners […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 