Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
You have a break in and she leaves with the burglars… ֎ Your dog draws a chalk line across the living room floor and says, “This side is yours and this side is mine. Just slide my dinner over at five o’clock” ֎ The only trick she does is to bite you when you tell […]
Read More Signs that Your Dog has Fallen Out of Love with YouSomething might’ve gone wrong with his jet-pack… ☺ I over-inflated him. ☺ He got into the pork chop-flavored alka-seltzer that I keep in the medicine cabinet. ☺ I suspect that the animal I trained and nurtured might’ve been a propane tank. That would explain why he hissed instead of barked. ☺ I pulled his pin. […]
Read More Possible Reasons My Dog ExplodedDear Traumatically Modified Super Dog, I was in my yard and overheard my neighbor referring to me as “white trash”. He didn’t see me there because I was behind the old refrigerator lying in the tall grass of my front yard. I thought he and I were getting along… in fact, I thought he liked […]
Read More Ask a Genetically-Modified, Bio-Engineered, Super-Intelligent Dog: The Director’s CutIf you meet a donut at a singles’ bar, never ask its Zodiac sign because it is always torus. ☺ There are countless reasons why I cannot accept the concept of infinity. ☺ I don’t want to bore you with the details; but, if I can bore you with a general overview, I’m an […]
Read More Random Thoughts that Backed their Car over My Neighbor’s DogI was going to do a list on the worst breeds of cat to own but it turned out that it was all of them. ♣ The worst dog breed is the Chow Chow, a dog so awful that you have to say its name twice. Imagine an animal with the personality of a cat […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 