Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
I’ve stopped buying turkey and just make my own out of hundreds of discarded wrens. ☺ I take all of my used tea-bags and create hypoallergenic pillows. Just remember to use a pillow-case or all that residual caffeine keeps one awake. ☺ I buy lots of canned goods on sale so, instead of throwing away […]
Read More How I Save Money in this Time of Great InflationTigers are solitary creatures so it is unlikely he’ll be sharing my personal information with any of his friends. ♠ Human tax preparation can charge as much as three hundred dollars; whereas, a tiger can be paid in goat carcasses. ♠ No matter how poorly a human prepares your taxes, it is illegal to shoot […]
Read More Why I Had a Tiger Prepare My TaxesInterest on most savings accounts are about 0.01 percent which is just 0.01 percent better than keeping the same money in your sock. ♥ Saving for the future implies that you think you have a future which sounds cocky to most people. ♥ When you have thirty thousand dollars in credit card debt, saving ten […]
Read More Why Aren’t Americans Saving More?When I used to write several checks a month, I never forgot how to make my signature or what my name is. $$$ Knowing that, with my signature, I could create my own currency, made me feel like a GOD. $$$ The subject line was fun. I could put whatever I wanted there. When I […]
Read More Why I Miss Personal ChecksNothing beats an IRA or, as I call it, “Charlie’s Impulse-Spending Fund”… Δ Retirement is much cheaper if you live with one of your kids. Choose the one who paused the least when you asked if you could live with him… Δ In warmer climates, nothing beats living in a refrigerator box. Δ There are […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 