Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Zucchini make great cucumber impersonators. Just don’t let it get consumed by the role or it might end up in a pickle jar. ♂♂ If you can get a zucchini to float, you can make one into a toy boat. How do you make a zucchini float? Just put a zucchini, root beer and a […]
Read More Other uses for a zucchiniAmericans consume nearly four hundred million pounds of sauerkraut each year. Oddly enough, it is only consumed by ten Americans and all in the same two week period. ♫ Sauerkraut is fat free! And, so are roofing tiles! ♫ Preserved cabbage was invented by the Chinese around the time of the building of the Great […]
Read More Well-Preserved Facts about SauerkrautBlack pepper has a high caffeine content; but, that’s not the only reason you couldn’t sleep after your friends got you to eat the contents of a pepper shaker. ♦ There are two differences between white peppercorns and black peppercorns: First, a white peppercorn doesn’t have a skin; second, black peppercorns are less likely to […]
Read More Irritating Facts about PepperProp swords are expensive; but, you can gut a grapefruit with just a spoon. ♥ A grapefruit opera is the only type of opera with a full day’s supply of vitamin C. ♥ A dozen grapefruits singing in harmony would be enchanting… I’d imagine… Also a little disturbing… ♥ In a grapefruit opera, you can […]
Read More On Grapefruit OperasLeeks are the perfect vegetable for someone who wants to eat onions but doesn’t like what onions taste like. ֍ On St. David’s Day in Wales it is traditional to wear a leek. Sure, St. David was a great man but he put his leek on one leg at a time like any other Welshman. […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 