Never Say Never

Never take a knife to a gunfight… unless that knife brought its own gun. ● Never fall in love with a woman who keeps photographs of her old lovers; and, in each photograph, they have chalk outlines drawn around them… ● Never bite off more than you can chew. Never chew more than can fit […]

Still More Fun Facts

Everyone knows we have an Attorney General; but, did you know we also have an Attorney Corporal? They handle smaller issues like noise complaints and parking tickets. ▼ The greatest height ever recorded in a man was Robert Wadlow at eight feet eleven inches. The longest man ever recorded was Robert Wadlow when he was […]

A Baby Emu Chick Answers Your Psychic Questions

Dear Baby Emu Chick, I recently had a minor fender-bender in which I tapped the car’s bumper in front of me; and, then I ran over the driver as he got out to investigate. I didn’t kill anyone in any serious way, so I’ve chosen to represent myself; and, if there is anyone else in […]

This is My First Time Writing about Virginity

Virgin births happen quite often in history and lore. Anthropologists think that, in the case of most virgin births, the sex that brought about pregnancy was just very very forgettable. ♀ In the Middle Ages, virgins were used to attract unicorns. If a virgin sat still in the woods long enough, a unicorn would come […]

Thoughts on Autumn

Autumn leaves don’t fall, they fly. They take their time and wander on this their only chance to soar; then, we rake them up, stuff them into plastic bags and send them to the dump to get incinerated. ☼ Fall is the time of year when those who can afford it put themselves into medically-induced […]