Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Longer trains might have a second locomotive to push the train from the back. This is primarily due to the fact that you can’t push anything from the front. ♫ In Japan, if someone uses a train to commit suicide, his family can be sued for damages; however, if he gets a train pregnant, he […]
Read More Train Facts that I’ve Engineered[The following questions were generated by Google in a search of “alligators”] Do alligators feel love? Alligators, like all reptiles and most cats, lack the limbic part of the brain where emotions are generated. The most you can hope for with an alligator is perfunctory sex once a week and maybe some flowers on your […]
Read More FAQs on Alligators[Not thrilled with this one but, it’s Friday so OUT IT GOES!] I’m considering becoming evil… … not PURE evil. You could still touch me without exploding and it would be safe to use a bathroom after I do; but, I can no longer sit around and be good. Someone once told me that good […]
Read More eVIL AND pOTATOESEvangelicals: “Check the group we baptized, yesterday, and see if one is missing” ♠ Philosopher: “In life we are pulled along by fate while our false notions of a free will give us hope; and, in death the current still pulls us forward while we look on, unable to slow time or even comprehend the […]
Read More How Different Entities React to a Dead Body Floating Down a RiverYou can name it anything you want and he’ll never know. You can even give it a cat-name like Mr. Fluffikins or Get-that-thing-out-of-here… ♠ Deaf dogs are easy to sneak up on. When you touch its back, it yelps, snaps at you and then faints. Seems like that would be hilarious, but, it’s only entertaining […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 