Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[I’m not happy with this one but out it goes to you, the reader, anyway. Tomorrow’s will be better, I hope] The Wright Brothers built the first plane in Ohio; but, took it to North Carolina to fly it, partly because of the high winds at Kitty Hawk but mostly because they just wanted to […]
Read More Fun Facts About OhioI’m about two-thirds of the way through knitting an entire airport… including the x-ray machine. ☻ I am making a list of the great things I’ve done; and, I am making a list of stupid things I’ve done. I’ll subtract the stupid things from the great things and, if I get a positive number, I […]
Read More What Have I Been Doing, LatelyAre bananas good for anxiety? They are, unless you have a morbid fear of bananas. ♦ How can apples benefit you? If you stand next to one, you’ll feel taller. ♦ Do apples cleanse your body? Maybe… but if you’re a cop, you have to tell them, right? ♦ I hear eating two cups of […]
Read More I Answer Google FAQs about FruitWhite pepper: Gourmets say that the white pepper gives a musky flavor to the vanilla ice cream; and, isn’t that our biggest gripe with plain vanilla? Not enough musk? ◙ Green tea: On a good day, green tea tastes like a mud puddle in a spinach garden. Some people WILL enjoy this flavor because a […]
Read More Real Ice Cream Flavors that Make You Question EverythingYou want someone to both live with you and hate you utterly; and, your mother-in-law is dead. ☼ There’s perfectly good wall paper in your guest bathroom that has never been shredded. ☼ You’ve always wanted a pet that periodically vomits its own hair. ☼ You need a smaller pet but with the loyalty of […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 