Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
One day, a sewer-dwelling clown decided he was done luring children down into the depths and then eating them. For one thing, the children were none too clean… and there were the ethical issues to deal with. He decided he wanted to live far away from civilization and reinvent himself. Realtor after realtor showed him […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 