Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
I’m still only in Saigon… Every time I wake up, I think I’m gonna wake up back in the jungle… maybe with pants… maybe without. There’s a bowl of rice congee in front of me, with squid and peanuts. It looks and tastes like something a whale coughed up. But, I eat it anyway because […]
Read More Breakfast, pt Vietnam“All’s well that ends well” – If you ever wanted a phrase that means literally nothing and you are tired of the phrase, “There you have it”, this is the one for you. ☺ “You can’t teach an old dog new tricks” – This one is just confusing. What new dog tricks have been introduced […]
Read More Adages We DON’T Need[I’ve been having trouble writing so you’ll get THIS and LIKE it] Because I hate the word “kiosk”… ☼ Old people spend their mornings walking in the mall rather than doing their job: Telling young people everything that is wrong with their generation. ☼ Ever since the pet stores stopped selling puppies, I’ve spent my […]
Read More Why I Burned the Mall to the Ground[Deb asked for this one. I managed to get Terse Llama to interview the actor although she assured me that she didn’t want to] Vin Diesel: Okay, I’m here. Let’s get this over with—what’s the matter? Terse Llama: Sorry, but for a second I thought I was being attacked by a side of beef. Thank […]
Read More Interview with Vin DieselMy car takes alcohol instead of gas. It runs great but it gets into a lot more fights than my old car… ☺ They say that Monopoly is the game of capitalism and they are RIGHT. At the end of both there is one rich guy and several really pissed off losers. ☺ We argued […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 