Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
It’s best to shoot someone with their own gun so it cannot get traced back to you. If your victim doesn’t have a gun, buy him one. ֎ Don’t burn off your fingerprints with acid, because the police will be looking for someone who burned off his fingerprints with acid and there aren’t very many […]
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Read More Is it Ironic? (A Little Blue)Your deadbolt can be easily kicked in, no matter how sturdily it is built. For the best protection, get rid of all of your doors and get into your home through a series of rope ladders. ☺ If you are going to be away for a week or so, put some of your lights on […]
Read More How to Keep Your Home from Being Burglarized[Photo courtesy of Deb Whittam] Sometimes I hate how stupid and shallow others are and how much they look and act like me… ☼ Sometimes I think I second-guess myself too much; but, then I realize that I don’t… ☼ Sometimes I think yogurt is just someone trying to explain away leaving the milk out […]
Read More Sometimes…There are some people whose dreams foretell the future. My dreams foretell the present; for example, I dreamed once that I was on a cruise ship and I suddenly fell overboard. When I woke up, I was in the ocean and the ship was slowly moving away from me. Another time, I had that dream […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 