Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Being alone is a terrible thing. I woke up with a headache this morning and there was no one next to me for me to refuse to have sex with. No one… nothing… just a wet spot that I’ve convinced myself was drool or a leak in the roof. Sometimes, I imagine that I’ve got […]
Read More Something I’m Working on[Not happy with this one, but it’s been in my queue for several months and I NEED IT GONE] Skull: Everyone has a skull inside their head; but, thanks to stuff like skin and hats, no one has to look at them. Fearing a skull is the same as fearing a nose. If you can […]
Read More Symbols of DEATHThe meek will inherit the Earth and then will be forced to give it back to the ruthless and powerful. ♦ A standard will is a document that says that your death will be the best day of someone else’s life. ♦ Genetic inheritance was an important discovery because it allows us to blame our […]
Read More I Bequeath to You these Thoughts on Inheritance[Thanks to Rivergirl for the idea] You lost your “Box o’ Farts” and your singing bass trophy just isn’t that funny anymore. ☺ There are few things more relaxing than the sounds of agony coming from a barnyard animal. ☺ You need a gift for someone who has everything and whose guts you also hate. […]
Read More Reasons to Buy a Screaming Goat ToyGeorge Washington was born in Westmoreland County Virginia on February 22nd, 1732. His parents had no idea he’d be the man to change the world… although they did suspect it after fending off those British Terminators sent from the future. ♣ Washington inherited his first slave at the age of eleven. By the time he […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 