Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
It has been a while since I’ve written an all-hands general memo. Last month, I and the other executives, went to an intensive compressed one-week management training and I couldn’t write the memo because I contracted syphilis. Summer is upon us again. Keep in mind, while you are out having fun, safety is still your […]
Read More The Summer MemoSulfur has 23 isotopes, four of which are stable and two of which are known to drunk text their exes. ♣ Sulfur is created inside of massive stars by fusing Helium and Silicon. If you want to make Sulfur at home, make sure your oven gets as hot as 2.5 billion degrees Kelvin and maybe […]
Read More Facts on SulfurI’ve never pulled off the perfect con; in fact, I’ve never even been able to convince anyone that I’m actually sick when I call in sick. ☼ I’ve never finished my version of Duchamp’s Nude Descending a Staircase because I can’t convince anyone to take off their clothes and walk down my stairs. ☼ I’ve […]
Read More Things I Have Yet to AccomplishAmericans consume nearly four hundred million pounds of sauerkraut each year. Oddly enough, it is only consumed by ten Americans and all in the same two week period. ♫ Sauerkraut is fat free! And, so are roofing tiles! ♫ Preserved cabbage was invented by the Chinese around the time of the building of the Great […]
Read More Well-Preserved Facts about SauerkrautJust an old review of an old Godzilla movie. Godzilla Raids Again!!!
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 