A Poem… I am So So Sorry

The powers that be rely on our not caring how our world is faring. Not that we’d need to ask it but everything’s going to Hell in a basket. We’ve lost our reliance on our friend science Because, half of all people don’t have the brain to come in out of the rain I have […]

My Mystery, Cha 13

At Scrod Palace, definitely an order of magnitude less popular than the Dyslexic’s Bra and Girl, the two sat and examined what they knew thus far… “From what I can see”, Goober Partridge started, “We have a multitude of crimes to investigate. There’s the untimely murder of Snakeford Cadd; the multiple thefts in Hamshock Manor, […]

Never Say Never

Never take a knife to a gunfight… unless that knife brought its own gun. ● Never fall in love with a woman who keeps photographs of her old lovers; and, in each photograph, they have chalk outlines drawn around them… ● Never bite off more than you can chew. Never chew more than can fit […]

Still More Fun Facts

Everyone knows we have an Attorney General; but, did you know we also have an Attorney Corporal? They handle smaller issues like noise complaints and parking tickets. ▼ The greatest height ever recorded in a man was Robert Wadlow at eight feet eleven inches. The longest man ever recorded was Robert Wadlow when he was […]

A Baby Emu Chick Answers Your Psychic Questions

Dear Baby Emu Chick, I recently had a minor fender-bender in which I tapped the car’s bumper in front of me; and, then I ran over the driver as he got out to investigate. I didn’t kill anyone in any serious way, so I’ve chosen to represent myself; and, if there is anyone else in […]