Why I Think I Should Live in a Castle

A castle wouldn’t compensate for my feelings of inadequacy; but, it would compensate for my ACTUAL inadequacy. Without parapets, I’d have to shoot arrows out of my bedroom window like a stinking Hun. A dungeon doesn’t need to be USED as a dungeon. They make great laundry rooms. But, it is nice to know I’d […]

I Go Dark: Rioting Tips

The first rule of rioting is, make sure there are a lot of people around you who are also rioting. If it is just you, you aren’t really rioting… just acting like a nut. Dress appropriately: If the riot is about the military firing on civilians, avoid attending the riot in your dress blues. Wear […]

Lobster Pots of Random Thoughts

I got one of those fantasy swords in the mail. I wanted to call it, “Dragon Hacker” but I realized that I’d already given that name to my couch. I think all ballots should be write-in ballots because I really don’t think people with bad penmanship deserve a voice in our government. Nothing says, “Let’s […]

Why I Don’t Fish: Two Ways

Today’s going to be a little different. I’m going to give you a peek of what’s going on inside my brain. Hopefully, you won’t flee my home and leave your purse behind as it has been with others that I have shown my inmost thoughts. The first part is the normal list… as I’ve said, […]

I Have the Foresight to Talk about the Hubble Telescope

January 1994: The Mystery Nebula: That’s right, the Hubble Telescope discovered a nebula that DOESN’T LOOK LIKE ANYTHING. They tried mixing it in with Rorschach Tests and still not one person could come up with anything… except the “Stabbing Horses with a Syringe Nebula”… August 1994: Planet X: This is a mysterious object that has […]