Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
If your child is becoming a toddler, maybe take down that poster of Mickey Mouse sticking a fork into an electrical socket. ֎ Feel your electrical outlet. If it is hot, in the temperature-sense, turn off the breaker and call an electrician. If it is hot in the sexual attractiveness sense, you should probably get […]
Read More Electrical Safety Tips to Keep You CurrentSteal only cleanser and headcheese so, if you do get caught, you’ve got a jump on that whole insanity defense… ֎ Claim that you intended to pay for the item but you forgot about it after you stuffed it down your shirt and under your arm. ֎ Admit the items found on your person were […]
Read More Thoughts on Shoplifting I Picked Up SomewhereTake all the backyard lawn furniture and put it on the front-yard lawn so he thinks he walked out the wrong door. ♪ Set his clocks ahead two hours so he wakes up really early needlessly. Set his calendars back twenty years so he thinks he’s eleven. ♪ Replace her dog with an exact duplicate […]
Read More April Fools’ Pranks: Next LevelIntroduces self as “Prince of Nigeria” despite the fact that he’s white and female. ♫ In the prospectus, there is a sizable stream of income from the “Bilk the Suckers” division. ♫ If they first contact you through an email and the salutation isn’t “Dear [your name]” but, “Dear Whoever I Just Emailed”. ♫ You […]
Read More Warning Signs of FraudKnow your snakes. They can be unpredictable to those who don’t because they have a wide range of reactions: If startled, they might give you a savage bite; but, if treated gently and calmly, they might give you a savage bite. ☼ Wash your hands after handling snakes. If that is impossible, then wash the […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 