Take all the backyard lawn furniture and put it on the front-yard lawn so he thinks he walked out the wrong door.
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Set his clocks ahead two hours so he wakes up really early needlessly. Set his calendars back twenty years so he thinks he’s eleven.
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Replace her dog with an exact duplicate except the replacement dog has been trained to attack when its owner asks, “Who’s a good dog?”.
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Mix a few No-Doz pills in with someone’s Ambian…
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Tell your kids that you are taking them to Disney World but instead drop them off in war-torn Somalia.
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Ask your mark if he’s been “Christened”… if they say, “No”, break a champagne bottle over his head.
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If there’s a marathon on April first, set up a table about two-thirds of the way; and, when the runners start arriving, hand them a paper cup of water, tell them they are going the wrong way and send them back.
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If you are going to play cards, write the following on one of the deuces: “MAKE AN EXCUSE TO LEAVE THEN CALL THE POLICE AND TELL THEM TO SEND A SWAT TEAM”
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Fill your spouse’s car with backyard lawn furniture so she thinks she’s still in the front-yard.
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Replace your grandmother’s Metamucil with freeze-dried sea monkeys…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Question – how will the children tell the difference between Disneyland and Somalia?
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At Disneyland, the fireworks aren’t aimed INTO the crowd…
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This post made me chuckle!
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Thank you!
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Aren’t Metamucil and sea monkeys the same thing?
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Sea monkeys are not a laxative… they are an aphrodisiac…
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Ah, different results. Got it.
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One would hope, anyway…
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And buy some seahorses
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I shared an office with a Chinese woman. When she found I was going to try to have another child, she brought in a dried sea horse… a BIG one…. because it “ensured a male child”. I was supposed to make a soup out of it.
I did not.
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Yuck 🤮
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Well, I had a second boy anyway…
How’s your dad?
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Not sure, they’ve clammed up again
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Dang, I’m behind on my emails, so I’m seeing these too late for this year, but I can start planning for next year… 😏
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Remember: The big difference between a prank and assault is ATTITUDE!
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OOHHhhhh…. 💡That explains a lot.
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