April Fools’ Pranks: Next Level

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Take all the backyard lawn furniture and put it on the front-yard lawn so he thinks he walked out the wrong door.

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Set his clocks ahead two hours so he wakes up really early needlessly. Set his calendars back twenty years so he thinks he’s eleven.

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Replace her dog with an exact duplicate except the replacement dog has been trained to attack when its owner asks, “Who’s a good dog?”.

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Mix a few No-Doz pills in with someone’s Ambian…

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Tell your kids that you are taking them to Disney World but instead drop them off in war-torn Somalia.

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Ask your mark if he’s been “Christened”… if they say, “No”, break a champagne bottle over his head.

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If there’s a marathon on April first, set up a table about two-thirds of the way; and, when the runners start arriving, hand them a paper cup of water, tell them they are going the wrong way and send them back.

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If you are going to play cards, write the following on one of the deuces: “MAKE AN EXCUSE TO LEAVE THEN CALL THE POLICE AND TELL THEM TO SEND A SWAT TEAM”

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Fill your spouse’s car with backyard lawn furniture so she thinks she’s still in the front-yard.

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Replace your grandmother’s Metamucil with freeze-dried sea monkeys…

16 thoughts on “April Fools’ Pranks: Next Level”

    1. I shared an office with a Chinese woman. When she found I was going to try to have another child, she brought in a dried sea horse… a BIG one…. because it “ensured a male child”. I was supposed to make a soup out of it.

      I did not.

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